Dog Farts

I have had three days off in a row, and I can't say I spent any of them with any purpose. I would like to tell you that I made a "totes adorbs" retro apron. Or perhaps had tea with a supermodel friend in thrifted teacups. Or tromped through the woods with my vintage camera. But THIS is what I really did.

Something about the obvious green screen and terrible costume design just keeps you coming back for more. If it weren't for my fake cousin's post-wedding reception I am attending I would never have escaped.

So here it is, 5pm and I am pretty much JUST starting my day. Took a shower and getting ready. And my whole house smells like DOG FARTS.